All You Really Need to Know About the Law

Lawyers talk to strangers and criminals. --Andrea

Memorandum on Freedom

In one of Andrea's first typewriter entries, she writes (after spelling errors were removed): "Are you free? We are glad we have freedom. In the Philippines, they do not have freedom. Too bad. They are poor."

Riddle No. 2

From the Desk of Andrea:
Q. What do you call a telephone with legs?
A. A walkie-talkie.

Idiot!

One day at the usual mass-merchandiser on the Fortune 1 list, someone grabs a pack of hot dogs, then changes his mind. So logically, the place to return said product is in the bakery aisle. At room temperature. Never mind that the refrigerators were only a few feet away.

When it comes to something like this, I cannot be polite. Whoever did this is an idiot. --SJR