25 July 2008

Riddle No. 2

From the Desk of Andrea:
Q. What do you call a telephone with legs?
A. A walkie-talkie.

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30 June 2008

Yummy

Q. What do whales spread on their toast?
A. Jellyfish.
--Andrea

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20 January 2007

A Cordial Invitation

"C'mon, don't be shy... Come here and eat this watermelon so I can kill you."

--Andrea, upon seeing a fly buzz near the dinner table last September.

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