Riddle No. 2

From the Desk of Andrea:
Q. What do you call a telephone with legs?
A. A walkie-talkie.

Yummy

Q. What do whales spread on their toast?
A. Jellyfish.
--Andrea

A Cordial Invitation

"C'mon, don't be shy... Come here and eat this watermelon so I can kill you."

--Andrea, upon seeing a fly buzz near the dinner table last September.