Ergo, Ergo, Anya

Melinda attempts to introduce Andrea to logic:

Q. Rich people have brick houses. We have a brick house. Therefore, we are . . .
A. Hmmmm.....American.

A Cordial Invitation

"C'mon, don't be shy... Come here and eat this watermelon so I can kill you."

--Andrea, upon seeing a fly buzz near the dinner table last September.